May not sound like the wisest idea, but I'm here to get exclusive. 😂 Seriously. I know what I want and like and need and also know what I don't want so I'm confident that this is the best place to look. BBC preferred, obviously, but I'll make exceptions for superb others. Size DOES matter. Sorry, little guys need not apply. 😕 I like a guy in his 30s who understands my pop culture references and sense of humor. Must be hilarious and borderline genius. I like an alpha who likes an alpha. I bring a lot to the table so I can't justify putting my time or energy into a fella who doesn't. Be sexy, I'm sexy in a chubby fat assed white girl kinda way. I love my body, so if you don't, keep truckin. I'm sure there's a bomb ass dude out there perfect for me so I'm gonna roll with these ridiculously high standards as I dont plan on dying, getting poor, getting ugly or getting dumb anytime soon.

Mi persona ideal: Large and dark